1. Always check that there's tissue in the loo BEFORE you decide to do a number 2. #wisdominrhyme #jussayin :D
2. Always wait for at least 10 minutes after someone has offloaded before you go in for your turn. The seat is less warm - and thus less gross.
3. Don't get those annoyingly cloying air fresheners that just clog your nose up or make it run after the fact. Especially,don't spray it in the lav right before the guests show up,because even if you haven't just done a doodoo,it does look and smell like you did - and are trying to cover it up. AIN'T NO SHAME IN THE DOODOO GAME. :D
4. For Pete's sake,look behind you when you leave and do damage control if necessary.
5. Do drink lots of water to facilitate an easier transfer (LOL). Or not. I dunno.
6. Y'all have lots of babies to have a deeper understanding of our course material. Exes too.
7. Whistle while you work. Ha! Not really. What I meant to say is,maybe you shouldn't introduce your boyfriend to your dad,because that may land you in deep,deep doodoo. Next post...
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