Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Whimsy
I feel the world would be much easier if all human beings were made of plastic. We would be easily recycable and possibly live forever. Copulation would be a factory procedure. Dirt would slide off us with a simple wipe. Instead of using roller blades/skates,we could just slide around. Plastic surgery-ha-would be much,much easier. You could change your look on a daily without it having drastic physical implications,become anything you wanted to be. Costs for food and upkeep would be greatly reduced. We would melt slightly in the sun and go to winter countries for the summer.
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Right? Michael Jackson wouldn't have had disintegrating body parts... Pathogens would find us to be not so hospitable (lolz) & look for more meaningful life purposes. Superficial, impressionable individuals would probably be the happiest of all, feeling at home in their skin.
ReplyDeleteSomeone has found a way to glorify plastic! ALARM! :)
ReplyDelete@Brian And he would've lived forever. *sigh* Pathogens! The superficial! Bwahahahahahaha! Why don't you have a blog, you genius?
ReplyDelete@Antony ah, YOU have a blog. :o)
Refer to my text...the skinny jeans one =)
ReplyDeletehahaha.this is absolutely crazy..:)
ReplyDeletebut then we wouldn't be human. We'd be plas-....oh wait, some of us already converted. *hint, Minaj,cough* Never mind. I make a moot point.
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