I was at Pebbles' the other day. We've just discovered Gavin and Stacey,so she bought all three seasons and we squeeze in an episode at every chance we get. When I got there,she gave me a glass of juice and went into the kitchen to get tortilla chips. I got up to put disc 2 season 2 in the dvd player. There was already a disc in. It looked dodgy. It had a picture of Britney Spears and random Asian people on it. It was a 6-in-1 dvd,and none of the titles made any sense.
'Pebbles? What's this?' Pebbles came out of the kitchen. 'Oh that's porn.' Well that made sense,considering the grammar of the titles. 'Is it any good?'
'Well,I mean,half of them are a bit stupid. Like the one about the nuns in the convent is a bit thick. It's just a lot of lotion and moaning.' Pebbles and I can't stand porn that tries too hard. I get that they're not supposed to ati get Oscars for the acting or storyline,but still. A little effort-in another direction-would be nice.
'There're a lot of lookers in one of them.' I ask what lookers are. She gives me a look and explains. 'People generally fall into 3 categories during sex in regards to what they do with their eyes. There's the lookers,who stare at you like it's a movie all through. There's the blinders,eyes completely shut and will not be pried apart by anything but an orgasm. Then there's the absentees,who look around,to the side,up and down,everywhere but your face as if it's a stroll in the park.'
I was thoroughly amused. Moral of the story? Some people just like to watch.