The Affair

I have a confession to make.

Four score and twenty years ago (sic) I swore my undying loyalty,devotion,commitment et al to a worthy lover,whose accolades I proclaim to this very day. His suave appearance. His witty sense of humor. His mysterious aura that kept our love alive,aflame,passionate. His resourcefulness when his damsel was in distress.

Then,dear readers,I cheated on my beloved. And I did so in such a way that betrayed the lords of logic; I cheated on my beloved with a substandard opponent. Oh,he was big,and muscular,but not particularly brainy. He was a bully,who only agreed to see your way after you went through a beating. His reach was far and wide,but my,was it a strong reach. And by Toutatis (I've been reading Asterix lately. I'm very cool.),I had to have him.

I bought a Safaricom modem. *cue gasps,subsequent wails of horror* I know,I know. I stabbed my precious Airtel in the back. But let's be honest. The only thing that the not-so-jolly Green Giant has on Feeling Free is its data and Mpesa. And when Safcon goes 4G,I'ma be ON IT like white on rice. Or like tSN on Airtel.

Airtel really need to step up their game in this particular sector,ere they lose more customers who want the best of both worlds. I already enjoy the little jingle when you disconnect from the internet on the Safaricom modem far too much.

VIVA LA REVO-um,COMPETITION!!!

tSN