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Monday, February 24, 2014

Why are men so...

The scenario:

Getting into a lift with 2 older men, 1 who is trying to not be distracted by youthful cleavage and so is making SUPER unnecessary conversation.

A: You mean you are still alive?
B: What do you mean?
A: You haven't died?
B: You can clearly see that I have not died.
A: Your day has not yet come?
B: Erm...it will come when it comes.
A: Yes, it will. So, when are we coming to bring cows? We will bring them all, just pay for the girl at once!

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*door opens*
*tSN flees*

6 comments:

  1. We your readers demand the immediate release of the identities of those involved. #FreedomOfInformationAct

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  2. Um...
    Well...
    If I knew their identities this would be possible.
    Unfortunately I was hiding my face and cleavage in discomfort.

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  3. "Unfortunately I was hiding my face in my cleavage"

    Ok.

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  4. Eeeewwwww. You could have at least eyed them

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    1. BUT WHY?
      They wouldn't have noticed, they were looking elsewhere...

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