Inspired by @EdwinBaru,who is probably also writing a blogpost in the club.
1. Wtf? Nigga,you can't hit on a girl and her sister at the same time in the same club. At least wait until one of them go to the bathroom.
2. I am probably the only person in the world who doesn't like the song Renée by Lost Boyz. That's a stupid song. The rhymes are wack. Period.
3. If you value yourself in any way at all,quit allowing yourself to be abused. Whether that is in relation to abusive relationships or still being on Safaricom. Oh,wait. Same thing.
4. Bongo is GENIUS. As in? Kwanza that song Nakudata by Radio and Weasel. GOOD TIMES.
5. Don't be mad when you get ditched at the club by who you came with for a quickie. Satisfying carnal needs is extremely constructive. Go do something helpful like get drunk so you don't notice or call them every 5 minutes so that...um...
6. What is it with obes and lollipops?
7. Another genius song- Lollipop,Lil Wayne.
8. Family rocks. Especially cousins. As does Kisumu and chocolate milkshakes from Dormans.
9. Eating fries in the club is so gangsta.
10. What's all this stigmatization surrounding wearing underwear? Dude. We live in a tropical country. You don't need more layers of clothing.
Time to go check out Quorum. :*